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| Edition Language: | English |
| Series: | The Swordsman #1 |
Dick Wybrow
Kindle Edition | Pages: 32 pages Rating: 3.51 | 380 Users | 33 Reviews
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On Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B009...THE SWORDSMEN
(Or Fifty Shades of Gray Matter)
A humorous zombie apocalypse series
Book 1 Excerpt
Ultimately, I think it was the traffic that got to me.
To be blunt, zombies can't drive.
And, I live in Atlanta-- people here started off being really, really crappy drivers. And adding in the effects of ZBF [zombie bird flu]-- the blurred vision, inconsistent eye-hand coordination, and a cerebral cortex shriveled like Hitler's testicle on an Arctic expedition-- you've got a traffic jam that encircles the city, cuts through the city and clogs up most streets downtown.
Yet, while it was the 24/7 bumper-to-bumper traffic that put me over the edge, I have to admit, it's really the globe-wide traffic jams-- with undead motorists honking, growling, and giving whatever fingers that might be left to other zombie motorists-- that have allowed the few remaining uninfected to avoid, so far, being summarily attacked and eaten.
Many of them, the survivors, I understand, have gone to Canada.
Think of how that must frustrate the Canadian tourism industry to no end! All those print ads and broadcast campaigns about skiing and fresh air and "darn good fishing"?
What a waste! Turns out, they had it all wrong.
Here's your big winner: "Come to Canada. Zombies don't do winter."
So, then, what about those of us who are no longer pure human? We must ask ourselves, we who have begun "the turn," What's our future like?
Okay, there isn't one.
That's the thought that led me to a local pharmacy-- drunk and infected, already starting to turn, and seeking enough painkillers to punch my ticket for the way out. I was nearly undead and wanted to die.
But, it didn't turn out that way.
It didn't turn out that way at all.
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The series was formally known as 50 SHADES OF GRAY MATTER but with continued and ongoing confusion, that title is now the the subtitle of this series.
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| Title | : | 50 Shades of Gray Matter: Book 1 (The Swordsman #1) |
| Author | : | Dick Wybrow |
| Book Format | : | Kindle Edition |
| Book Edition | : | Anniversary Edition |
| Pages | : | Pages: 32 pages |
| Published | : | August 26th 2012 |
| Categories | : | Horror. Zombies. Fiction |
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Ratings: 3.51 From 380 Users | 33 ReviewsRate Appertaining To Books 50 Shades of Gray Matter: Book 1 (The Swordsman #1)
What a load of crap.This first installation is ridiculously awesome. The story arc definitely needs the sequels, but then you should just consider this the first few chapters of a longer novel.
Dick Wybrow is a Canadian author. His novels are mainly set in the US, where he grew up. A former stand-up comedian, Wybrow is a humor writer who crafts thrillers that incorporate elements of suspense, horror, mystery, science fiction and fantasy.At the age of six, Dick was given his first book by his father. It was Wind in the Willows. Naturally, that put Dick off reading for several years.After
It was the perfect read for purgatory in the waiting room at the doctor's office. Boners = LOL, that's just science.
GREAT book!
enjoyed this book
Very hilarious. what a good laugh! highly recommended! Warning there's no fine literature or deep philosophy just a good laugh
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